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But, but… Obama Said He Didn’t Know Rod Blagojevich

There’s this guy, Rod Blagojevichthe former Illinois governor who tried to sell Obama’s seat in congress... 

Barack
Obama, quote “I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time … and that was in
the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game.” end
quote.



Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. Photo Reuters. 
Rod Blagojevich (Democrat), Barack Obama (Democrat), and Richard M. Daley (Democrat – Mayor of Chicago since 1989) 

To
understand the next 4 years, you have to understand the world according
to Chicago.   While it is a city in Illinois, it is also a completely
different country, with a whole different set of morals and language. 

There are only three rules which anybody can understand. 

You
don’t even need an attorney to understand them and if you need an
attorney, well, you know too much…so look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1…No matter what you see, hear, or do, you don’t know
anybody and you don’t know nothing! 

RULE #2…If you capture something on tape or camera, it doesn’t reveal nothing! 

RULE #3…If you know what everybody knows in Chicago, well, you still don’t know nothing.

Now
pay close attention!  We don’t want to have to say this more than
once.  It’s very simple….we’ll illustrate.  Remember, you know
nothing. 

These two?  They don’t know each other!  They said they didn’t. 

The fellas in the background of this next picture?  Well, what fellas?  We don’t see nothing! 

The
guy on the left?  For all you know he’s Santa Claus.  And the guy on
the right . . .well, he’s the Easter Bunny!  That’s all you need to
know. 

Go to your eye doctor…your eyes are lying to you! Ca’pish? 

Remember
Jimmy Hoffa!  He knew too much and now, well, now no one knows where he
is.  Is the big picture clear?  Not these pictures!  Remember, you’ve
already forgot them… 

Now, ain’t that simple?  They don’t know each other, ’cause they said so!  And don’t forget it!

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